Things men don’t understand #28464(via boppunk)
No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
"You don’t have to marry him, it’s all over. My mother… Nostradamus say so. We can be wed. "